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Top Ten Things to Do At
Walmart- 9/11/97 |
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Top Ten Things To Do At
Walmart (or Kmart, or Meijers, or ...)
- 10. While walking
through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough
for all to hear, "Who buys this stuff, anyway?"
- 9. Drape a blanket
around your shoulders and run around saying, "...
I'm Batman. Come, Robin - to the Batcave!"
- 8. Follow people
through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.
Continue to do this until they leave the department.
- 7. When there are
people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin
narrow aisles.
- 6. Challenge other
customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
- 5. Re-dress the
mannequins as you see fit.
- 4. Make up nonsense
products and ask newly hired employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e. "Do you have any Schnikies
here?")
- 3. When announcement
comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and
scream, "No, No! it's those voices again!"
- 2. When an employee
asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why
don't you people just leave me alone?"
- 1. While handing guns
in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are. (Act as spastic as
possible)
Have a good day and know that you are in my
prayers.
God is Good All The Time!
"He Must become greater, I must become Less"
John
3:30
Brad
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